BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football. Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece. FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made. TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport! PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game.
| Requirements | |
|---|---|
| OS | Windows 7 and up |
| Processor | 2.4Ghz |
| Memory | 4 GB RAM |
| Graphics | GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher |
| DirectX | Version 9.0c |
| Storage | 1 GB available space |
| Sound Card | Yes |
| Additional Notes | If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle. |
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Behold the Kickmen is available on PC and Nintendo.
No — Behold the Kickmen is not available on PlayStation 5. It's available on PC and Nintendo.
No — Behold the Kickmen is not available on Xbox Series X. It's available on PC and Nintendo.
Yes — Behold the Kickmen is available on Nintendo Switch.
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Behold the Kickmen was developed and published by Size Five Games.
Behold the Kickmen was released on 2017-07-20.
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Behold the Kickmen takes approximately 1 hours to complete the main story.
